Every club has one — the friend who raised their hand once, back in 2019, and somehow never got to put it down. This "Tennis Captain" definition card is the perfect way to call it out. A crisp spring green card with crossed white racquets on the front leads into a dictionary-style roast: a title, phonetic pronunciation, and a definition that lands the joke, capped off with a "see also" list of equally thankless jobs (diplomat, air traffic controller, problem solver, cat wrangler).
 
Printed on sturdy cardstock and left blank inside, it's ready for your own note.
 
At 4.25" x 5.5", it's a standard A2 size that fits a matching white envelope perfectly. Give it to your league captain, your doubles partner who runs the group chat, or keep a stack on hand for every tennis friend who somehow ends up in charge.